How to deal with lawyers

While I normally frown upon the gov't treating adults like children, here's a judge whom I'll let get away with it, at least in this case. The case involves two bickering lawyers who can't seem to agree on even the most trivial matters. So how did the judge resolve it? Good ol'-fashioned rock-paper-scissors.

Granted, it's not as good as the method sometimes used a couple centuries ago--namely, a gun duel. But they are lawyers, so you have to treat them appropriately.